Overheard in Middle School

like, omg, you know?

Awesome when they blossom

Posted 12 months ago
- Male Student: How's your love life?
- Female Student: These boys are stupid about boobs!
- Male Student: Yea, but they're awesome.
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Posted 1 year ago
- Boy writes '304' on the chalkboard.
- Boy 1: Miss, do you know what '304' means?
- Teacher ignores student.
- Boy 1: Good. You should never use that number. Also... 69--
- Boy 2: OH MY GOD! SHE'S DEFINITELY OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
- 8th
- Study Skills
If sharing is caring... what is it when you DON'T care?

Posted 1 year ago
- Boy 1: Come on, isn't it cool?
- Boy 2: No, I don't care.
- Boy 1: Why not?
- Boy 2: Dude, if I don't care about your shoes, I DEFINITELY don't care about your socks.
- 8th
- Study Skills
Sense and Sensibility Part Deux

Posted 1 year ago
- Student: I hate you!
- Teacher: Whaat? Why?
- Student: You make too much sense!
- Teacher: That doesn't make any sense.
- Student: See!
- 6th
- SBS
Swagger so mean, it might insult you

Posted 1 year ago
- Thing 1: You ain't got no swag!
- Thing 2: Stupid IS my swag!
- SBS
Posted 1 year ago
What’s so bad about ‘skeet skeet skeet’?!

6th grader in World Cultures while rapping to Drake’s “The Motto”
- 6th
- World cultures
Posted 1 year ago
I like perfume. But all ladies like the same perfume, and I hate it… Chanel… number-something.

6th grader after spraying an obscene amount of Degree Body Mist in the classroom.
- 6th
- perfume
Posted 1 year ago
Are you trying to say masturbate?

8th grade advisory, in response to another student attempting to say ‘masticate’
- 8th
- advisory
Posted 1 year ago
WHEELCHAIR accessible!

8th grade science in response to the question, “From the way it is used in the article, what do you think is the meaning of accessible?” on a Stephen Hawking worksheet